troyesivan:

sometimes I feel sad that we don’t have emojis in real life but then I remember we have actual faces

fricklefracklephan:

jowji:

tylephjoser:

my mom thought otp meant “oh, the pain.”

what’s the difference

There is none

geotan:

grawly:

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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wwhere is grambnda going???? help her

goodbye grandma

lovexoxxo:

cravings:

me whenever i drink something from a wine glass

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Lol

(Source: cravings)

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: klartie)

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons