lameborghini:

i am covered in crumbs and regret

lanactrlaltdelrey:

lanactrlaltdelrey:

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finn-stagram:

orangemuses:

why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries

tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010

(Source: literallysokka)

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Lady Gaga in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

guy:

sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

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(Source: guy)

sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

(Source: sassykardashian)

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

(Source: sandandglass)

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears