just-shower-thoughts:

Do receptionists at sperm banks say “Thanks for coming”?

deterioratedlyfe:

don’t worry password, im insecure too

ok but why does she have antlers? 👀😂

ok but why does she have antlers? 👀😂

(Source: this-memes-warr)

bronzekneecaps:

doujinshi:

i just met a congressmen… and he gave me his number bu t he has a wife. i wanna die….

ay yo pussy could save net neutrality, think about dat

fuckshitavenue:

flannelsandjeans:

flannelsandjeans:

Buffets are PVP enabled areas

Just saw a lady pour chili onto her pizza

Enchanting her weapon

acoolguy:

a-daks:

trydianth:

thedepthcharger:

austinboychuk:

How fucking strong must those suits be for the guy to view crashing as a mild inconvenience

10/10 form

“OH POOP!”

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In moto racing the points are for crash style

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teathattast:

please tell others about this

savage

nicknamenyquil:

daddycoolmurphy:

sadtit:

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly

“You was ugly when we made the plans. Bring ya troll ass on.”

^ true friendship.

Aug 7

inaheartbeat-film:

In a Heartbeat - Animated Short Film (2017)

A closeted boy runs the risk of being outed by his own heart after it pops out of his chest to chase down the boy of his dreams.

© Beth David and Esteban Bravo 2017

It’s here! After a year and a half of hard work, we are both so excited to finally share our film with you. Thank you all for your support and encouragement - this film means the world to us, and your kindness and enthusiasm has made this journey all the more meaningful. It is our great pleasure to share with you this labor of love, and we hope with all our hearts that you enjoy watching it as much as we did making it.

<3

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2REkk9SCRn0
Vimeo: https://vimeo.com/227690432

Jun 6
jelitime:
“Me during all of June
”

jelitime:

Me during all of June